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DAS ORIGINAL:
Tech: Hello, you are connect with the Tech Support Line of... What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of my power supply.
Tech: Easy to fix it! You'll need a new power supply!
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files!
Tech: Sir, - your power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: I don't! No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup files and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you tell me the command.
...TEN MINUTES LATER, THE USER STILL PERSISTENT THAT HE IS RIGHT. THE TECH IS FRUSTRATED - GIVE UP AND CHANGE THE WAY HE GO'S...
Tech: Sorry Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that fix you'r problem.
User: I know it!
Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it work.
...TEN MINUTES LATER...
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking!
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
...TECH TELL'S HE THE WAY TO FIND OUT...
User: MS-DOS 6.22!
Tech: And that's is your problem! That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the searched File. Let me know how it goes.
...ONE HOUR LATER...
User: I need a new power supply!
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply and many more...
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He tell's me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE!
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